a. How does he get such beautiful girls hanging on him?

and then

b. How big is his penis?

I bet you do.

I bet you look at men, and you can’t figure out how they have all the women, when they are no more attractive than you, or richer than you. But there’s a certain je ne sais quoi about them, n’est pas?

It’s that indefinable air of self-confidence that all your bravado and bluster can never match, little dicklet boy. It comes from having a healthy size penis, and not having to compensate in so many ways or to constantly feel the loser that you must feel you are.

Sure, women can tell you “Size doesn’t matter,” but you can see they are lying. And you know the first man with a big cock that treats them halfway decently will carry them off – if they have any sense that is.

So what to do? It’s not like you can get a penis transplant, now is it? And all those pathetic penis enlargement pills and creams don’t work – I bet you’ve already tried them and know that.

Accept your state of loserness. Realize that you, too, can get off, just by being humiliated for your tiny cocklet. Realize that even though women will not ever want to fuck you, you can hopefully watch, and maybe even help – providing you have other talents like making money for them.

I can help you learn your place in life.

Give me a call =)

Submitted by Lilly, the Hot Nasty MILF