Your cock and balls are totally useless to a woman, so why do they even exist?
For my amusement of course, you pathetic pillow humper.
See if you can find your itty bitty cock… it’s bound to be there somewhere tucked into those pink panties you’re wearing.
Take the head between your finger and thumb – yes I know it’s slippery from leaking all the time, staying horny, and never getting any, but try.
Now.
Pinch it nice and hard. TWIST.
And with the other hand? Grab those hard blue balls and S-Q-E-E-E-E-Z-E. That’s right, torture those balls for MILF Emma…
Now – go fetch a dildo, a buttplug, some clothespins or binder clips, a spatula, a cord of some sort for useless clitty bondage, a candle, some lube, and some toothpaste.
And then call me.