Earlier today I had a phone-sex caller who wanted to cam for me while he waited for his wife to get home. She is a sexy cougar who was out with her thick black boyfriend. My caller, Jay, dressed up in frilly pink sheer panties and a white cami. After I heard what his wife and her big black boyfriend have been up to, not only making Jay clean her out when she gets home from their dates but also sucking his big black cock too, I instructed him to get a shiny black butt-plug and put it in. He did it, right on cam for me to watch the whole thing, waiting nervously for them to get home. His sexy wife must have been having an extra good time getting fucked by the huge black cock because Jay and I were on the phone for over an hour before they came in the door, laughing and happy with that wild just-fucked hair.

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How sad, for his girlfriend that is! Not only is J woefully under-endowed, but he can’t even get his little stump of a weenie hard after going down on her on the couch and playing with that wee cockle at the same time. He admitted that the only ways he can achieve a full (very liberal use of the word ‘full’ by the way) erection is when he imagines his girlfriend being fucked by someone else who is really getting the job done, or, wait for it, when they break out the great big dildo.

I doubt she came while he was eating her out, inadequacies tend to bleed over onto other parts of the sexual experience too. Am I exaggerating his tinyness?
See for yourself.

Oh well, at least eating his own cum is one way to spend an afternoon after the girlfriend leaves to go find a real man.

Who can blame her for looking elsewhere for a good hard fuck? I certainly would!

Submitted by Amy Paige

A new cuckold caller found me last night. He had been fantasizing about watching his girlfriend with another man and she finally did it, to both of their immense satisfaction. Then a little more came out, and I mean little in all of the senses of the word! He sent me some pictures of his ‘manlihood’ and let me tell you it must not have been too difficult for him to talk his girlfriend into having sex with someone else if you know what I mean.
Who is the not-so-proud owner of the little stub I’m discussing?(picture removed for now)
Think anyone will recognize him licking his own cum off of his fingers like that? Lets see how you rank in the dicklette category, for $1.99 take the tiny-dick challenge. You will understand when you see the pics.

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Who knew that cuckolding by cam would be so fun? Yesterday I had a great cam call with a cuckold sissy boy who knows that his dick is too small to ever satisfy his wife’s needs, so not only does she cuck him with his boss’s big black cock every Thursday night, she makes him wear her slip when she gets home.
What is the deal with the slip? Well, during the work day on Thursdays she goes to their office wearing a skirt or dress with a slip underneath and no panties. She hangs around doing some filing or answering emails and whenever the boss comes by and wants to put his hand up underneath her slip he can, all within sight of the cucked husband. At lunch when the rest of the employees go to their weekly lunch, the boss bends sissy husband’s wife over his own desk and fucks her silly right there.
His slut wife wears the skirt for the rest of the day, cum sliding out of her pussy, while the boss takes her agin and again. When the two of them get home at night, her sissy husband takes the wet cummy skirt off of her and is forced to wear it around the house.
I was laughing and taunting the cucked caller right to his face as he told me that story, so much fun.
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     Ok, Lady Sascha, I’ll take you up on your offer, although this tale has a bit of a twist to it.
     One of my most amusing calls recently on my vanilla line was with a very nice gentleman who wanted me to give myself a massage. He’d instruct me on what he’d like me to wear, nothing too kinky or slutty, just a cute little pair of panties and some thigh highs. Then I’d lay down on my bed, and he’d start with my feet.
     “Ok, now move your hands gently up and down between the ball of your foot and the heel..”
     “Oh, wow, that feels so good..”
     “Now a little bit faster, a little bit harder.”
     *Moans in pleasure*
     “Faster, now.. up and down.. up and down.. up-and-down..”
     *Strangled giggles*
     What my amateur masseuse caller didn’t realize is that I am insanely ticklish. Including the bottoms of my feet. Especially the bottoms of my feet. When he had me gently teasing my high, aristocratic arches with my nails, he was, in fact, tickling me.
     And it spread, too. No matter where he had me massage myself after that, I couldn’t help but start feeling ticklish, and bursting into peals of laughter. We both eventually got off, and finished the call amidst more giggles, and it was a lot of fun.
     For the next hour after that call, I felt wonderful. Laughter releases endorphins, which give you the same type of high as an opiate. This is probably the reason why I absolutely love to laugh at pathetic little dicklets and cuckold loser boys.. just like you.

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Cum is fun right? Fun to create, fun to have pumped inside, fun to wear and fun to force a man to drink, but there is one place on the human body that cum is no fun and that is the basis for this story.
Last week one of my regular sissies called, all excited because he had the day off and was going to spend some of it at the nearby adult bookstore gloryhole. We chatted and I prepared him for the afternoon, talking him thru careful shaving of his body hair, lotion smoothed on his body, full makeup application and getting dressed in ‘her’ retro sissy finest.
Ready to go in a tight shiny black girdle and stockings, breast and butt implants creating curves and a shiny tight red dress completing the package we continued to talk as ’she drove to the bookstore.
I taunted her as she walked in, carefully on her high heels and she described the various boothes, consulting with me on which to choose. She found one with good visibility for both the bookstore and browsing customers, and I made her sit there with her skirt hiked up and her red lips glistening.
It didn’t take long before a young black man walked up and started undoing his pants. She told him her Mistress was on the phone and described his long chocolate cock to me before getting to work, sucking and slurping it down.
The young black man wanted to shoot his load all over her face, and just as he was about to cum he pulled out, and Sissy was so struck by the long black cock she had sucked that she couldn’t look away. Pow! A big glob of cum got her right in the eye, and I heard her suck in her breath, laughing and sobbing, “It stings, it stings!”
I was truly laughing my ass off while telling her to go into the bathroom and rinse out her eyes before driving home. She was laughing too, but complaining about how red her eye was and how messed up her makeup.
It was such a fun call, and a good lesson for Sissy.

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A couple of weeks ago I wrote a blog post entitled “The Cock Tease Mistress Makes You Suck Your Own Dick” on My Cocktease Extraordinaire blog. This post generated a great deal of interest amongst My callers who had never thought about asking Me to guide their masturbation so that they could either suck their own dicks or at least cum all over their own faces.

I had a very amusing phone call on My no taboo toll free line from one such caller the other night.

He was on cam for Me – a wealthy, middle-aged gentleman, as many of My submissive phone sex callers are, and had an impressive 9″ cock, quite thick. Hell, I’d fuck him =).

But anyway he wanted Me to help him suck his own cock, so I teased him until he was nice and stiff and horny, and then I instructed him to lie on the floor with his back up to the wall, and gradually work his back up the wall while putting all his weight on his shoulders. Then I had him put his knees on either side of his ears and presto! there’s his cock, ready and waiting to be sucked.

And that is what he did. He sucked his own cock until he shot cum into his mouth, and swallowed every bit for Me. Yay, good little subbie.

And then he started going “Arrrghhh. Arrrghhh.” And then laughing.

I asked him what was wrong, was he ok???

He said: I’M STUCK

I said: OH MY FRICKIN’ GAWD

I started laughing My head off. This was just too fucking precious for words. I was crying I was laughing so hard. And what made it even funnier, he was laughing too.

“Are you going to have to call 911?” I gasped between peals of laughter. “Should I look on the internet for your hometown news? I can see it now – CEO Executive Of Major Company is Rescued From His Own House, Naked, With Cum All Over His Face…

Finally he was able to undo himself. Even though he ran out of time, I sat and watched him and made sure he was ok before I hung up the phone. He tipped Me quite well for it, of course.

So I have a challenge to all the other Mistresses that write for this blog. Do any of You ladies have amusing stories about Your phone sex callers? If so I would love to hear them.

As a prospective caller.. do you fantasize about being laughed at and perhaps even being humiliated? Or made to suck your own cock or cum all over your face, and then eat it?

Give Me a call..

Call Me at 1-888-734-2872. Here are My terms for a toll free phone sex call.

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Submitted by Lady Sascha