A couple of weeks ago I wrote a blog post entitled “The Cock Tease Mistress Makes You Suck Your Own Dick” on my Cocktease Extraordinaire blog. This post generated a great deal of interest amongst my callers who had never thought about asking me to guide their masturbation so that they could either suck their own dicks or at least cum all over their own faces.
I had a very amusing phone call from one such caller the other night.
He was on cam for me – a wealthy, middle-aged gentleman, as many of my submissive phone sex callers are, and had an impressive 9″ cock, quite thick. Hell, I’d fuck him =).
But anyway he wanted me to help him suck his own cock, so I teased him until he was nice and stiff and horny, and then I instructed him to lie on the floor with his back up to the wall, and gradually work his back up the wall while putting all his weight on his shoulders. Then I had him put his knees on either side of his ears and presto! there’s his cock, ready and waiting to be sucked.
And that is what he did. He sucked his own cock until he shot cum into his mouth, and swallowed every bit for me. Yay, good little subbie.
And then he started going “Arrrghhh. Arrrghhh.” And then laughing.
I asked him what was wrong, was he ok???
He said: I’M STUCK
I said: OH MY FRICKIN’ GAWD
I started laughing my head off. This was just too fucking precious for words. I was crying I was laughing so hard. And what made it even funnier, he was laughing too.
“Are you going to have to call 911?” I gasped between peals of laughter. “Should I look on the internet for your hometown news? I can see it now – CEO Executive Of Major Company is Rescued From His Own House, Naked, With Cum All Over His Face…
Finally he was able to undo himself. Even though he ran out of time, I sat and watched him on cam, and made sure he was ok before I hung up the phone. He tipped me quite well for it, of course.
So I have a challenge to all the other Mistresses that write for this blog. Do any of you ladies have amusing stories about your phone sex callers? If so I would love to hear them.
As a prospective caller.. do you fantasize about being laughed at and perhaps even being humiliated? Or made to suck your own cock or cum all over your face, and then eat it?
Give me a call

Submitted by Lady Sascha