Believe it or not, I was raised a good little Baptist girl right in the middle of the Bible belt, and I was always taught that masturbation or “the sin of Onan” was wrong. In fact, I’ve even heard masturbation called “Onanism”..
It wasn’t until I was grown that I found out that “the sin of Onan” wasn’t masturbation at all but in fact was the act of wasting your cum.
Or as Monty Python would say “Every sperm is sacred.”
Now you wouldn’t want to go against God who gave you that lovely joystick to begin with would you? I mean, it may be teensy and all and I may even humiliate you for its size, but that little clitty gives you great pleasure, I am sure.
And masturbation could possibly give you a longer, more enjoyable life..
So what to do? Well you can always EAT YOUR OWN CUM..
That’s not wasting it now is it? Nope, not at all. Cum is good for you and nutritious, as well as being high in protein and low in fat and carbs if you’re on a diet.
So everything Miss Lilly has been making you do when you call is for your own good, and I want you to remember that.
Now if you haven’t called before I am always happy to take new callers. Just make sure you have a little “dribble glass” to catch your cum with.