One of my favorite callers loves to call while he is grocery shopping in preparation for a night of debauchery. He is one of those guys that can’t have actual store-bought sex toys, so when he has the opportunity to play, we spend the whole day on the phone and with NF emails preparing!We spend time looking at the more phallic vegetables, he snaps quick pictures and emails them to me, and we make some decisions based on the pictures he sends. What I love about this is we are not being graphically obscene, but he knows that he is going to get  to use that fun squash or carrot in a way that was not intended by the grocer! So, the whole time we are discussing size, and firmness, and girth, he is getting more and more aroused.  Part of what makes this so fun for me is the fact that I enjoy tease and denial, so I make sure he is mind-numbingly hard, with no concise time line of release. See, once the shopping trip is over, we have a whole ritual he must complete before he even calls, keeping me updated with the pictures he sends of each step. Then, once he has done all that he was assigned, he is allowed to call me again.
I really enjoy pushing the envelope, but never believe in inflicting innocent bystanders with a callers kinks, so this is a lot of fun. He’s not actually doing anything but shopping, and observers wouldn’t know how horny he was (because his tight little panties keep him tucked in close) yet I can hear it in the tone of his voice, the rhythm of his breathing…
And then for days afterward the though of grocery shopping just makes me laugh…and the pictures I have for my scrapbook of things he did during the call!
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Megan